miracle bag
So, I just found this on some celeb website, a quote from Tom Cruise (I was looking for pix of the TomKat wedding, but nothing yet) and couldn't resist sharing it with yall:
"Cruise also explained his philosophy of life includes enjoying everyday chores. He said: "I cannot lie and putrify in the sun. I love to work. I love nature. I love even mowing the lawn. I am safe: I can learn everything. Life is a miracle bag."
I'm sorry: LIFE IS A MIRACLE BAG? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
It's creepy, is what it is.
I would have preferred he said: "Life is a banana hammock."
Now that would have been funny. Creepy too, for sure, but at least funny at the same time.
"Cruise also explained his philosophy of life includes enjoying everyday chores. He said: "I cannot lie and putrify in the sun. I love to work. I love nature. I love even mowing the lawn. I am safe: I can learn everything. Life is a miracle bag."
I'm sorry: LIFE IS A MIRACLE BAG? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
It's creepy, is what it is.
I would have preferred he said: "Life is a banana hammock."
Now that would have been funny. Creepy too, for sure, but at least funny at the same time.
posted by wendy at 2:34 PM
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